Who needs LUNGS when you have cold wet mud tucking you in at night? It’s the perfect unmetamorphisized baby Wooper! Join Brandon and Brielle as they discuss how Jesus would have LOVED a locker decorat

WELCOME TO THE CULT OF YANMA. Please have a glass of goo manna and take a seat in our cape made of 100 dead birds. A complimentary green mask has been provided for you, that may or may not have eyelid

Dear Diary,Today Sunshine Grace and I went to church (the Church of Chonchie), gossiped with the worms, laughed in a room full of mannequins, and thwarted an assassination attempt on my life.I fee

In a world of elite fighters, no one is more elitist than this Pokmon: a pretentious seed chosen by God who brags about their physique that came from only eating manna. Its Sunkern! Join Brandon and

Put your hands (all three of them) together for this mischievous little pick up artistits Aipom! Join Brandon and Brielle as they cast Michael Caine in Harry Potter, discuss the complicated politics

DONT JUMP! Its been a bleak evolution, but we finally got our period and are ready to move on from this terrible collection of creatures. Its Jumpluff! Join Brandon and Brielle as they summon sandw

In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokmon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Enjoy this preview from the "Q" episode, where we are alrea

You know how we tell teens it gets better? Sorry Hoppip, your future is BLEAK. Its Skiploom! Join Brandon and Brielle as they try to marry this Pokmon off using a Rococo oil portrait painting, do

QUICK! BEFORE I FLOAT AWAY! Hold on tight and get ready to be disappointedits Hoppip! Join Dr. Brandon Author Zelman and Brielle as they discuss reading Brielles splattered body like tea leaves, wh

A true king doesnt need a crown to wield his power, and neither does this screaming frog. Its Politoed! Brandon and Brielle laugh and cry at the wrong things, wonder if slugs can sting you emotional