Martin, Paul, and Charlie saw a vampire movie that reminded them of ‘Dracula’, thus they did the only logical thing...they saw a movie about circus freaks.

Martin, Paul, and Charlie discuss a Dracula ripoff that somehow didn’t learn the lessons perfected by it’s predecessor despite Dracula being 20 years older.

Martin, Paul, and Charlie discuss a new movie given to us by the filmmakers. As always, we warned them but they were very insistent that we check it out. So here we go again, angering people who give us free stuff...

Martin, Paul, and Charlie discuss how low Halle Berry’s career can go, the problems with a movie where nothing happens and nobody learns anything, and how many deaths it takes on a boat before you’re considered a bad captain.

Martin, Paul, and Charlie discuss one of the greatest uses of film that ever existed.

Martin, Paul, and Charlie discuss how a heist movie can be bland, the reasons why characters fail when they don’t commit, and how a movie can be okay scene by scene but fall apart as a whole.

We talk about stuff. That is all.

Martin, Paul, Chris, and Matt discuss how decent ideas executed poorly make those decent ideas seem stupid, why close ups of Val Kilmer’s lips is off putting for the wrong reason, and how a normally two star b-movie can be so much worse.

Martin, Paul, and Charlie use this movie as an excuse to discuss all things Troma and why we love them.

Martin, Paul, and Charlie discuss how humor can sometimes overcome mediocrity, the differences between an important cultural document and a silly comedy, and the many other wonderful works of Stephen Chow who some the panel thought was dead.