The holidays have come around once more, and how better to celebrate than by watching an obscure psychological horror movie about cannibalism? It's 1989's Parents, and the boys are more than happy to tuck right in. Topics sectioned out and lightly braised include the oppressive weirdness of 1950s America, Randy Quaid's absurd sweatiness, and a deep analysis of Bridge strategy. Activity Corner: Guess which one of the hosts was drinking, and win a prize!