The Two Bobs Podcast

The Two Bobs Podcast


TTB106: DUI Time Machine

July 22, 2019

The Two Bobs episode 106 for Monday, July 22, 2019:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob had a Kingdom of Tonga from Perrin. https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/29952/109929/
* Robert enjoyed a Minute Man IPA from Three Notch’d. https://threenotchdbrewing.com/beer/minute-man-new-england-style-ipa/
* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll time travel to the moment before you were conceived and punch your dad in the dick.

* 25 ways you should definitely try to get out of a speeding ticket. Sucking dick isn’t one of them so you’re going to have to switch things up. https://list25.com/25-hilarious-ways-to-get-out-of-a-speeding-ticket-that-you-shouldnt-use/
* This week’s CRAZY NEWS will make even far-fetched fake news stories like the moon landing seem possible.

* This guy was trying to convince his neighbors that he had a time machine and was from the future. https://fox43.com/2019/07/11/conestoga-man-facing-dui-charges-after-attempting-to-convince-neighbors-he-had-time-machine-was-from-the-future/
* A man riding in his birthday suit tells the cops that he was hot so he took his clothes off. He was in Germany though so they didn’t question him. The Germans are fucked up like that. https://metro.co.uk/2019/06/26/naked-man-riding-scooter-heatwave-tells-german-police-hot-10077649/
* Dumbass identity thief (that’s a thing, right?) is caught when he tries to make a purchase while wearing a name tag with his real name on it. Guys like this need to pull their lower lips over their heads and swallow. https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/452655-identify-theft-suspect-nabbed-after-using-stolen-credit-cards
* The City of Palm Beach is playing Baby Shark on repeat to fend off homeless people. Apparently their original plan of using real sharks fell through. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/west-palm-beach-playing-baby-shark-on-loop-to-drive-homeless-people-away/
* Is it possible to drink 33 beers in one evening and live to tell about it? Apparently it is. https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2019/07/17/possible-drink-33-beers-evening/1706769001/
* A man sues a Kentucky hospital after they accidentally perform a C-section on him. https://worldnewsdailyreport.