“You and the capitol need to get way better doors” “I’ve been bamboozled, so I shall continue bamboozling, because I have a problem now with bambooze.” “And I don’t need to be turned into a cat to kno

“Don’t fan the farts”

“You’re putting little pieces of words in my mouth!”

“What is a stack of papers but a sandwich, really?” “I don’t mean to oversimplify things but I’m just gonna put all those words under my very succinct don’t-be-a-dickhole-umbrella”

“You fucked up in dog years man” “Everything terrible that I say applies to everybody listening to it currently” “I don’t come to your house and listen to the silence that engulfs your miserable existence, do I?”

“Great gloomy castles and clouds”

“Isolationist Masterclass Vol 2: Balcony Shouting” “Information of a situation that’s an exacerbation of the future iteration… towardsation” “Joe Biden’s Taxidermied Corpse 2020”

“I like my hot sauces like I like my women: Loose and able to grab… passed to me from some other dude I don’t know.” “Poo you gonna call?” “My pants are fully trained so that I don’t have to be.” “I gotta go write a Shakespearean sonnet with my butt pe...

“More guns, exponentially. I think that we should give guns guns. There should be little guns that guns can hold… And in that sense, I think that there should be guns that hold us.” “ Have some lemonade and we will aid you in understanding AIDS via vis...