"There's nothing romantic about it. I almost feel like this is a horror movie."

"She's playing Russian roulette with her uterus."

"I had the same experience: minus the happy ending and a boyfriend"

“Everything I’ve done in the last four years, just ignore it.”

"Hollywood engagements are like everyone else's brunch"

“We gave you a beautiful night, and this is how you repay us??”

“I slept with him, that must mean I love him.”

“My lady sensors were tingling.”

“If you’re between the ages of 18 and 23, you’re allowed to sleep with John Mayer.”

“You can’t give HPV from a foot job.”