Today James starts off by running through the options for Jay's new theme song and finally exhibiting the winner. Jay calls in and they go over a past jerkface before moving on to a new person that lives in the bowels of narcissism, the mirror mirror (Jay calls them the Evil Queen, but screw that) guys that pull up their shirts in the gym to look at their abs. After discussing getting swole, they move on to people that offer you their parenting advice because their kid is so awesome.