Today James starts off by admitting he came out of the closet to his wife... about the podcast. Then he tells the tale of GPS devices wanting you to tell them they are appreciated, instead of you just doing what they ask. He then tells the story of his experience with the ice cream scooper lies and the computer printer consortium that steals your money. Somehow he ends up telling a tale about nearly killing himself with a lawn mower and the inefficiency of the Matrix. He wraps it all up by saying that the machines aren't the problem, it's the people.