Today James starts of by complaining that people ask his for advice, but never take his advice. Then he gets into the rules of meeting yourself from the future or past. This gets him into talking about the people he is trying to get on the show and Christmas decorations. Then he begins to go into an insane monologue about being raped by Christmas. A very, very long time about being raped by Christmas. An uncomfortable long time about being raped by Christmas.