Salutations citizens, this is your local ‘S’ Class Hero, Professor Issu reporting live from City Z. I urge you to please stay indoors, away from the windows and continue to listen until you have been given the ‘All Clear’ to step outside.

Salutations citizens, this is your local ‘S’ Class Hero, Professor Issu, coming to you live from City Z. Please continue to remain calm and be soothed by this amazing podcast regaling you of tales of the legend, One Punch Man. Now before we begin,