Ludicrous leadoffs:

Splinter Cell-Blacklist Collector's Edition Includes RC Plane
New $1.6 Billion Project Aims To Simulate The Human Brain

What else was discussed:

THQ Assets Sold Off In Bankruptcy Auction
Atari US Division Files For Bankruptcy
Nvidia Announces Their Own Portable, Android-based Console
Kickstarter Gets New Android Console Campaign
Nintendo Announces New 3D Pokemon Games For 3DS
EA Predicts Ravens To Win Super Bowl XLVII

Dennis’ Nickname:  The Man Who Expects You To Swallow This Tripe, Courtesy Of The Meat Council Of America.

Blast From The Past:  Rambo III (Movie / May 1988)