The ABC's of Whatever

The ABC's of Whatever


Latest Episodes

Episode 102: Obnoxious And Delicious
October 23, 2014

Eboler... that's how you say it in Boston, apparently. The boys give their take on it, and discus...

Episode 101: Back and Worser Than Ever!
August 23, 2014

That's right! Bill, Chris, and Connie spill their guts about Ferguson, Chris' dad, Funny You Don'...

Episode 100: The Grand Finale
July 20, 2014

This isn't a show, it's a party! Bill gets very hammered, and for the first time, explicit langua...

Episode 99: Back Rub
July 13, 2014

What could be better than a visit from the Program Director? She's here, plus Andy gets a DJ gig,...

Episode 98: Huckleberry
July 06, 2014

Yes, he's back and better than ever! It's The Wolverine, and he's here to catch you up on fishing...

Episode 97: Samanther's Wedding
June 29, 2014

Chris (a.k.a. the Portly Portugee) and Bill unite forces to discuss Hillary, Nancy Grace, Chris' ...

Episode 96:Progress, Trademarks, And Shingles
June 22, 2014

The Portly Portugee and Bill discuss an NFL-style draft pick form of government, if it's possible...

Episode 95: Oh, I'm Getting To Second Base
June 15, 2014

For the first time in 95 episodes, Andy is here in the Punta Gorda Theabcsofwhatever.com corporate global headquarters studios! He talks about mangling, roller coasters, being put on a helicopter by paramedics, then Chris joins us to discuss the collapse

Episode 94: On A Mission To Brawl
June 07, 2014

The Intern stops by with a story of violence and destruction, The Slender Man freaks us out, and you get parole when you kick your kid out of the car for sassing off.

Episode 93: Parannoying
June 01, 2014

What the heck does "parannoying" mean? It's a Chrisism, you'll have to listen to find out what he finds parannoying. He and Bill also discuss toothaches, Chinese restaurants, the future of the show, there's Funny You Don't Know About, and Bill throws in a