For the first time ever, we have a podcast episode straight up kill a host WHILE THE SHOW IS IN PROGRESS!  I'll give you three guesses who it was.

In the news this week, Apple spins a features as being so useless it doesn't even know why your fussing it doesn't work, Collin shares his experiences at Hot Topic, and we decide it's time to put Arrested Development down.

Headlines:

* Apple Watch - Your Heart is Beating Wrong (http://9to5mac.com/2015/05/30/apple-says-watch-os-1-0-1-attempts-to-record-heart-rate-every-ten-minutes-but-wont-if-arm-is-moving/)
* Windows 10 by July 29th (https://www.microsoft.com/en-US/windows/windows-10-upgrade?OCID=ANNOUNCEMENTS_SOC_FB_ORGANIC_WIN10RESERVE&Ocid=%23Outbound%20-%20Announcements_Social_FBPAGE_Windows_20150601_186189258&linkId=14632710)
* The Typo Agrees to Pretty Much Go Out of Business (https://n4bb.com/blackberry-typo-agree-settlement/)
* Google Puts All Your Account Info in One Place (http://googleblog.blogspot.co.uk/2015/06/privacy-security-tools-improvements.html)
* The FBI Serves Up Some Pr0n (http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2015/05/after-fbi-domain-expires-seized-megaupload-com-serves-up-porn/)
* AT&T Will Graciously Obey The Law If You Let Them Get Away With Something Else (http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-switch/wp/2015/06/02/att-is-prepared-to-abide-by-the-new-net-neutrality-rules-under-the-directv-deal/)
* T-Mobile Just Wants To Be Loved By SOMEONE (http://www.wsj.com/articles/dish-network-in-merger-talks-with-t-mobile-us-1433383285)
* NSA spending time on Facebook (http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/n-s-a-compensates-for-loss-of-surveillance-powers-by-logging-on-to-facebook)
* ISIS Forgets Bin Ladin's Last Mistake (http://www.engadget.com/2015/06/03/the-usaf-found-and-flattened-an-isil-base-because-of-selfies/#continued)
* Netflix trying out ads (http://www.engadget.com/2015/06/01/netflix-is-testing-ads/)
* Star Wars Uprising: Yup, We Called It (http://www.droid-life.com/2015/06/04/star-wars-uprising/)
* Han Gets Retconned As A Real Douche (http://io9.com/the-new-in-canon-star-wars-comic-just-did-something-co-1708709628)
* GameStop Beats Hot Topic To The Punch (http://kryptonradio.com/2015/06/02/gamestop-gives-hot-topic-wedgie-on-thinkgeek-purchase/)
* Dongs derailed Lego MMO (http://www.geek.com/games/penis-detection-derailed-the-lego-universe-mmo-1624034/)
* Godzilla finally becomes a citizen (http://www.dailydot.com/geek/godzilla-becomes-official-japanese-resident/)
* Arrested Development season 5 confirmed (http://uproxx.com/tv/2015/06/arrested-development-season-5-netflix/)
* Fallout 4 (http://heavy.com/games/2015/06/fallout-4-release-date-preorder-xbox-one-ps4-pc-5-fast-facts/)

Zuke’s Favorite: The Martian (https://youtu.be/ZQVjy5UgHh0)

Collin’s Favorite: Justice League Trailer (http://www.theverge.com/2015/6/4/8730581/final-trailer-justice-league-gods-and-monsters)

Zohner’s Favorite: Baseball cards for the new millennium (https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.topps.bunt&hl=en)