Collin gave us the weirdest reason for not being on this week's show . . . so we didn't really have to make anything up! Whatever floats your boat I guess.

Google I/O gave us a lot of news, Hot Topic is evidently strong enough it can buy things, everyone wants to buy Time Warner, and God bless them Redneck Avengers!

Headlines:

* Google I/O
* Android M confirmed for this year (http://www.droid-life.com/2015/05/26/hiroshi-lockheimer-confirms-android-m-is-coming-this-year-yearly-big-releases-going-forward/)
* Android Pay is official (http://www.droid-life.com/2015/05/28/google-makes-android-pay-official-coming-to-a-phone-near-you/)
* Nexus hardware rumors (http://www.androidpolice.com/2015/05/26/rumor-no-nexus-tablet-in-2015-but-two-phones-a-5-2-inch-lg-code-name-angler-and-a-5-7-inch-huawei-code-name-bullhead/)
* HBO Now coming to Google Play (http://www.droid-life.com/2015/05/28/hbo-now-coming-to-google-play-later-this-summer/)
* LG G3 Lollipop issues
* Apple update breaks stuff (http://pocketnow.com/2015/05/25/apple-watch-os-update-sensor)
* Goodbye early upgrades (http://www.droid-life.com/2015/05/27/early-upgrades-at-verizon-are-now-a-thing-of-the-past/)
* Charter makes bid for Time/Warner (http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2014-01-13/charter-makes-61-3-billion-offer-to-acquire-time-warner-cable)
* Hot Topic to buy ThinkGeek (http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2015/05/26/breaking-news-hot-topic-to-buy-thinkgeek/)
* IRS gets Hacked (http://venturebeat.com/2015/05/26/irs-hacked-thieves-made-off-with-100k-taxpayers-data/)
* Security questions aren’t very secure (http://www.engadget.com/2015/05/25/google-security-question-study/?ncid=rss_truncated)

Zuke’s Favorite: The Redneck Avengers (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOQnk-hRVuc&feature=youtu.be)

Schmidty’s Favorite: Worth Two in a Bush (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWj6fh-IJ5Q)

Zohner’s Favorite: Audiobooks have ruined me (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00O4GS7V0/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B00O4GS7V0&linkCode=as2&tag=stolendroids-20&linkId=OG3BZCA63MOMEIGU)