Zuke takes a backseat for a Zohner-run-show . . . and then proceeds to be a backseat driver. We learn you can't actually trust Oculus, Androids don't wipe (your info), DC is unaware that birds exist, and that girl you met online probably wasn't.

Headlines:

* Welcome Back Dumb Phone - We missed you. NOT! (http://techcrunch.com/2015/05/18/the-light-phone-is-the-anti-smartphone)
* Reddit wants people to play nice (http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2015/05/15/reddit-outlaws-harassment/)
* Google introducing new Internet of things software (http://www.droid-life.com/2015/05/21/report-google-to-introduce-new-internet-of-things-software-at-io-to-take-over-your-home/)
* The Pirate Bay domain seized again (http://www.geek.com/news/the-pirate-bay-domain-seized-sets-sail-for-new-home-1623174/)
* Oculus getting sued again (http://www.engadget.com/2015/05/22/oculus-founder-sued-for-using-confidential-information/?ncid=rss_truncated)
* Adult friends have their information stolen (http://www.geek.com/news/hackers-expose-that-adultfriendfinder-has-a-16-to-1-male-to-female-ratio-1623422/)
* Android M getting fingerprint login (http://www.engadget.com/2015/05/22/android-m-touchid/?ncid=rss_truncated)
* Factory resetting your Android may not remove your info (http://thehackernews.com/2015/05/android-factory-reset.html)
* DC doesn't want Rihanna to trademark "Robyn" (http://robot6.comicbookresources.com/2015/05/dc-moves-to-stop-rihanna-from-trademarking-robyn/)
* Supergirl pilot sees an early (unauthorized) release (http://majorspoilers.com/2015/05/22/television-supergirl-leaks-online-here-we-go-again/)
* Kate Beckinsale. Enough said. (http://geektyrant.com/news/kate-beckinsale-coming-back-for-underworld-5)
* Rockstar Games suing BBC (http://geektyrant.com/news/rockstar-is-suing-the-bbc-to-stop-the-grand-theft-auto-tv-series)

Zuke’s Favorite: It's Apple Maps bad (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C08WmKiwcSs)

Schmidty’s Favorite: LEGO Minecraft Stop Motion (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfM_gbjnCgo)

Zohner’s Favorite: Why The Rock is one of the coolest people on the planet (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-B7UJtvlLM&feature=youtu.be)