A holiday weekend means we're recording late (and tired) so expect some hilarity to ensue.  PayPal states what we're all thinking since Pandora changed their logo and the battle against patent trolls has just gotten easier thanks to . . . Heinz Ketchup? Sure, we'll take it.  Also, if you're given the chance to buy a used Nokia phone from India, I'd just pass on that if I were you.

Headlines:

* Condiments help save us from patent trolls
* Leaked info shows Facebook doesn't know what to do either
* Uber shortchanged their drivers to the tune of millions
* Pandora gets sued for their stupid stupid logo change
* Qualcomm reaches settlement with Blackberry
* The Surface Pro is here, and it's glorious
* Intel is planning on accelerating Thunderbolt adoption
* New Android vulnerabilities leave us all open
* Samsung's S8 iris scanner hacked in the easiest way
* Old Nokia phones find new purpose in India
* Google gains the ability to track you offline now too
* DJI requires you to register your drone with them or else

Zuke's Favorite: Remastered Tie Fighter anime

Zohner's Favorite: Wonder Woman trains Conan