Whoa, can someone check to see if Hell is still warm? We have a full team on this week's show to discuss the conspiracy theory that might not be just a theory: Your noise cancelling headphones are LISTENING!  Also, Facebook has announced some things and Zuke just cannot bring himself to care even a little bit.

Headlines:

* Bixby is here to stay, unfortunately.
* 81% of all takedown notices are wrong, according to Reddit
* Paypal finally gets in on tap to pay
* I hate you so much, Facebook
* Wait, does Zohner even use Bose?
* Microsoft Authenticator ads a "new" feature
* #hackzohner hits hotels. Again.
* Schmidty sends his Google minions to work
* Google Wifi just can't catch a break
* Google accidentally pushes secret build to Pixel phones
* Google wants to block ads in Chrome. Except its own, of course

Zuke’s Favorite: Supes and Bats being geeks

Schmidty’s Favorite: Moving Dartboard - Bullseye every time

Zohner’s Favorite: Batman & Bill

Collin’s Favorite: The Original Starcraft Is Now Free