Google had a bad week, breaking everything from their competition to the sanctity of your home. T-Mobile may be on a killing spree in Texas. US Navy says gamers may save us from the robot uprising. And McDonald’s might be in hot water with Glorious Leader. Headlines: * The WikiLeaks con job begins * Of COURSE Google has another messaging app * Google could tank Uber * Uber may just implode on its own * Uber President says he doesn’t recognize the company anymore * Google breaks Drive for Windows * Google breaks the Nexus 6 * Google breaks the sanctity of the home * Google’s ad policy breaks YouTube * Google tries to break Slack * Google then tries to break whiteboards, copies Microsoft instead * Microsoft rolls out its Slack killer * T-Mobile kills two in Texas. Authorities rush to stop it from killing again * GoPro: “Sure we make money! Let us just get rid of some people first.” * FBI says Yahoo was hacked with a spearfish * Huge database got hacked, had everyone’s corporate information. * US Navy calls in reinforcements: Gamers * McDonalds has some strong opinions on Glorious Leader * FBI arrests someone for attempted murder by tweet * FCC believes Ad agencies can be trusted.