AMD is back from the shadows and I suddenly feel like the old cop in Dark Knight Rises.  “Oh boy are you in for a show tonight, son!” The Department of Homeland Security had some problems this week as they got locked out of their network.  Meanwhile, Glorious Leader’s personal website was hacked.  Guess it’s a good thing he’s so good with the cyber!  Apple’s new home is looking gorgeous and almost ready for business and an Amazon Echo may be witness to a murder. Headlines: * That Google thing you don’t use is going away * All the Google things you DO use nearly went away * The Huawei Watch 2 looks . . . sporty * Samsung: We have an unexploded bomb we’d like to sell you * Cloudflare patches a bug faster than we could even find out about it * Amazon Echo may be witness to a murder * NASA found some planets, but they’re a bit far away * MST3K revival coming to Netflix in April * The Apple mothership is almost ready! * AMD is back, baby! * Glorious Leader’s website hacked, because he failed at cyber * Homeland Security gets locked out of their entire network, because of course they did Zuke’s Favorite: April the Giraffe Zohner’s Favorite: Frontier