It’s been another hectic week for us.  So much so, that there are no favorites; it’s solid headlines! We’ve got news from the world of Lord Dampnut, LG’s worst kept secret (and disappointment), and of COURSE a Samsung factory caught fire.  It’s only reasonable that EVERYTHING with that logo on it is now an incendiary. Headlines: * EU is upset with Steam for Geoblocking. Also, geoblocking is the law in the EU * Lady Gaga takes out all of Superb Owl LI with drone weapons * Amazon shows off a drone to deliver Doritos and hunt their enemies * Glorious Leader fires the guy who protects him from “the cyber” * Microsoft wins one against the FBI in terms of privacy * DHS really wants to friend request potential terrorists * Top Tip: Don’t commit arson when you have a tracking device in your chest * FBI makes it harder to file FOIA Request * Mobile VPNs are a lie. * Vizio TV’s were watching you watch them watching you * Dodge gives police cars some awesome new tech * Congrats, OS X, you’ve made it to 1994 * iPhone 7’s are reporting paint chips * iPhone8 will have wireless charging and be all glass * Because of COURSE a Samsung factory that stores batteries caught fire * Samsung won’t play nice and share with LG * Wear 2.0 is finally here with LG Watches * Verizon is to make its own smartwatch. Because, reasons. * #hackzohner is back * #hackzohner spreads to the curly fries * Comcast told to stop advertising that it’s the fastest * Hell has frozen over: AT&T and T-Mobile are tied for 1st *