Apple is having some problems this week as the iPhone 6 determines that it doesn’t like being touched.  A bit of a problem for a touchscreen phone.  The FBI may have missed its true calling as it turns out that it’s actually pretty good at running “certain” websites!  Also . . . France.

Headlines:

* WhatsAp now sharing private info they promised they didn’t have with Facebook
* HTC sets an impossible goal and surprises no one at failing to meet it
* Apple is quick to fix security flaws when they happen to activists
* iPhone 6 & 6s have a case of the bad touch
* Surprise! Apple phones “break” more often than Android
* Oh France, you crazy inbred European cousin
* The FBI is evidently better at running a child pr0n site than the normal webmasters
* Google to punish people with annoying mobile ads!
* T-Mobile takes things just a step too far
* “Epic Games” forum hacked . . . again
* Want to take over a home? Use the outlets!
* Mozilla has the one browser to rule them all
* Android 7 is here . . . if you’re on Nexus
* But not the Nexus 5 because screw you

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