Sometimes you say something that sounded funnier in your head than it did out loud.  And sometimes you say you’re going to catch it in post, but don’t.  And sometimes you do.  This was one of those ones where we did.
Everyone is hacked again, but more importantly we can’t get anymore free pizza!  AT&T is way behind the times and so is the President’s phone.

Headlines:

* Domino’s doesn’t like to give away free pizza
* AT&T gets Wi-Fi calling
* Obama finally gets an upgrade
* An actual use for that old iPad
* Apple has a new IoT app
* Deleting apps in iOS 10 doesn’t really delete them
* Napster: The Return
* 70k hacked government and corporate servers are for sale
* Korean hackers stole fighter jet blueprints
* Hackers find over 100 bugs in defense systems
* Russians hack the DNC
* The fitness tracker that not only tells you when you’re burning calories, it also burns you
* Amazon ships dangerous cargo
* This is how Judgement Day happens
* Microsoft to buy LinkedIn
* Google burying bad press for Hillary
* Anonymous makes ISIS look pretty gay

Zuke’s Favorite: Hart vs Cordon
Zohner’s Favorite: T-Rex has skills