This will end in tears, I just know it.
The guys are running on fumes as real-life threatens to ruin everything!  Thankfully, we have some pretty weird news to perk us up and keep us interested!  The FCC pulls over a car, Marvel collides with Musk, and Foxconn may be needing to upgrade their nets soon.

Headlines:

* Facebook and Microsoft set to link continents with fastest cable ever
* Judge deems Google’s use of Java “Fair Use”
* Google may shame companies slow to update
* Google discontinues stuff that nobody cares about
* Remember that ZTE company we talked about?
* Could we be getting a new Moto Razr? Oh, please PLEASE let it be these
* Apple to bring out an Amazon Echo competitor
* Would Apple fans still be happy if they had bought Time Warner?
* Foxconn likes robots
* Man gets car pulled over . . . by the FCC
* Introducing the Xbox 4X?
* Hyperloop to be made of stolen Wakandan technology
* Study finds most adults too lazy to actually research news

 
Zuke’s Favorite: X-Men sounds like a cult when you really think about it
Zohner’s Favorite: Just trust me; you want this