To all you holdouts out in the world, I think it's time we talk.  You're screwing things up for the rest of us.  If you could just get with the program, we'd all really appreciate it!  You're the reason we can't have nice things!

 

Headlines:

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Google has generated $31B according to Oracle

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Google Play store gets more downloads and less money than App Store

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Ad blocking browser that still shows ads

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A "new" 4 inch iPhone may be coming out

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Did you die from a hoverboard explosion? You might get a refund!

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Netflix raises prices on people they promised not to raise prices on

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Zero day security flaw found in Linux. Again.

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The 2015 list of "Worst Passwords" is the same as the 2014 list

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Minecraft education edition gets announced

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Verizon offers another way to give you ads! Yay?

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IoT has really bad security

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