Some Guy and the Bug Man Figure Things Out
Do potatoes aspire to be potato chips? Some Guy gives a history of the ole tater; Bug Man has a new sound for you to dig “Simon won’t let us out” – Steven Tyler “This Mario show is the best idea I’ve ever had!” – Simon Cowell Website Spotify […]
What does what mean at Fourth of July? Some Guy and the Bug Man give you the tips and tricks you need to get out of conversations with family at your upcoming BBQ. “Who’re you gonna vote for?” – Your Uncle “Let’s blow up a frog!” – Sid from Toy […]
Why didn’t you invite me to the float trip? Some Guy met a lifeguard cult; Bug Man wants to harness their power and make it work for us. “Can I get your Insta?” – Cadet Jethro “LET HER DIE” – A Grown Man This weeks quotes brought to you by […]
Why did she want us to know that she farted? Some Guy cannot unsee that which she wished he had not seen; Bug Man believes you just have to own it. “Did they smell that?” – Lady Gone Scootin’ “What did we just watch?” – Us Website […]
Are we about to get rid of Weaboos? Some Guy has an asparagus pillow and an artisan chair; Bug Man goes bespoke in them britches as he makes carpentry happen like a real otaku “Why did you laugh at my dad?” – Artax Jr. “You cannot be on this level […]
What make the perfect neighbor? Some Guy has neighbors, but then they left; Bug Man goes supernatural while reminiscing about the good old days “The movie didn’t follow my fan theories. 2/10” – Reddit “We already told you.
How do we bring new life into wedding union ceremonies? Bug Man gives up-cycling tips to improve your special day; Some Guy proposes an intimate dance, a show of skill, and a hint of audience participation. “Martha’s gonna be home soon.
What is a salad bar? Bug Man sticks to the rules and the meaning of words; Some Guy believes freedom and murka above all “Ul bak ta ra bak cufa mah!” – Steve, Turnip Wizard “Sir, We are cutting you off.” – Sara,
How can we help the local laundromat? Bug Man goes artisanal about the whole experience; Some Guy wants you to win wash tokens “What are ya, some kind of sicko?!”– Elderly Laundro-patron “Sir, the dryers are for customers only.”– Eugene,
Why can’t I play coach? Some Guy makes the case for more inclusive High School Football; Bug Man reviews a hot pocket and puts the parents in their place. “Sir, get off the field. Now”– Know-it-all, High School Ref “FUHT BAWHL!