The long national nightmare is over. I got off the couch and made a podcast. Everything is fixed now. You're welcome.

A quick appreciation of gambling brilliance before a nice winter's nap. [S3E26]

Frozen Testicles. Untainted Championships, 6 point teases. The cold weather has Scott & Andy separated yet walking in lockstep. [EP325]

Scott & Andy would like to take this episode description to give a hearty and salacious hello to Fairuza Balk in case she is listening. [S3E24]

Join Scott & Andy on a parade as they take their talents to South Beach. Lay off the high ones and bring your own herring or Sheriff Gonna Getcha.

Scott & Andy may be terrible at Myst but they’re great at Password. This flower power hug fest is not here to objectify women, but to get to the church on time. Don’t press send. Currahee! [EP322]

Scott & Andy are joined by a mystery elf in this oversized stocking stuffer of sports grudges and more. Warning: You WILL get chlamydia. [EP321]

Scott & Andy are just happy to be here bad touching Houston. You know the drill by now. Count the random Tony Bennet references! [EP320]

Get in the van for an episode that has it all. A trip to Niagara Falls, Indiana with Norwegian au pairs, testicle talk, and a surreal reveal that blew Scott & Andy’s minds.

Scott hits Andy in the nose with a football as they celebrate their ongoing hot streak. They have their cycles in sync and the drunk college kids are in the bleachers.