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Samurai Says #73: Messing up Cuba
July 06, 2021

This episode we entertain a battle of ideals, cheese crimes, and celebrities to smart for their own good. Give us a review, Fool!

Samurai Says #72: Duke Sanwitch
March 26, 2021

Fear not! After a life-altering hullabaloo the Samurai and his perennial sound Guy Chris Maverick return to the studio to save the world with discussion of all things bizarre. And of course, we end

Samurai Says Episode #71: The Inside-out Episode
September 07, 2020

Due to inebriation and symptoms associated with muscle relaxers, along with a healthy does of melancholy this episode has the news in the wrong spot. Our battle is social distanced and the end of the

Samurai Says: Clipshow Of the Damned
August 16, 2020

While Christ Maverick and the Samurai Plan Their next move against the pandemic, enjoy this mashup of never before heard asides cut for time, and classic bits from Samurai Says History. new Episode w

Samurai Says Episode #70: Great Balls
July 12, 2020

This episode, upon our triumphant return we discuss swimming at the outdoor store, accidentally invading the balkins and we let bizarre AIs write some music for us. We also discuss delicous preparations of Murder hornets. The Samurai, had returned.

Samurai Says Episode #69: Outnumbered and Outgunned
March 15, 2020

I have returned! In this episode were explore strange islands, deal with an overwhelming amount of cream cheese, and have a fight between five guys who never give up, and make something out of nothin

Samurai Says Episode #68: F#$@ you! I Own the Moon!
January 28, 2020

What does a director do when the studio screws up his movie? Become invidible, become Alan Smithee. This week we discuss the long a storied career of Mr. Smithee. Our fight has the 1% bashing each o

Samurai Says Episode #67: Too Naughty to Die
December 30, 2019

this is the Episode where we finally do it, this is where we fix Christmas music.  Also, we have a big catfight, space is closed to us forever and The Samurai shares the most disgusting bathroom story of all time (skip to 922 to miss it) Fear nothing but.

Samurai Says Episode #66: Quantum Powered Back Massager
November 11, 2019

Harness the power of zero-point energy to work out all that tension!  This weeks' batte: Harrirson ford 3-way, and the world ends with quantum energy.  I'm not dead, people!  I'm just busy!  Blarg! Hi Jeff!

Samurai Says Episode #65: Waking the Elder Gods
September 28, 2019

Taunting Azathoth for fun and profit!! WE drop the disclaimer in this one, if you're not ready for our level of insanity just don't click.Remember to follow us on twitter at @samuraisayspod and we