RJ Hates Rap

RJ Hates Rap


Latest Episodes

Vol. 166: Party Up [Up In Here] (DMX)
April 25, 2021

RJ and Tope rap about DMX, brunch, famous black men, less than famous Jewish women, killing people, sucking as a form of intimidation, diss tracks and honoring(?) rap legends

Vol. 165: In Da Club (50 Cent)
April 18, 2021

RJ and Tope rap about RJs birthday, getting old, the perfect COVID getaway spots, devils threesome, failed lawsuits, how to handle anger and everything you never needed to know about clubbing

Vol. 164: Crank That [Soulja Boy] (Soulja Boy)
April 11, 2021

RJ and Tope rap about Andrew Dice Clay, Soulja Boy, touching yourself, Cranking that Soulja Boy, wedding songs, stealing dance songs that dont belong to you, classic weird ass RJ takes.

Vol. 163: Tha Crossroads (Bone Thugs-n-Harmony)
April 04, 2021

RJ and Tope rap about Easter, The Christian Oscars, Tope & RJs race, ALL YOUR FRIENDS DYING, bone bone bone bone bone, White Uncles vs Black Uncles, Nigerian at Thanksgiving and Suge Knight.

Vol. 162: Worst Rap Verses Of All Time #1
March 28, 2021

RJ and Tope rap about April Fools, the state of white people, TERRIBLE RAP VERSES, exploiting teenagers, being fresh to death, touching yourself, Mia Khalifa, TikTok and again TERRIBLE RAP VERSES

Vol. 161: Greenlight (Pitbull, Flo Rida & LunchMoney Lewis)
March 21, 2021

RJ and Tope rap about Florida, New York City, Flo Rida, DUIs, Florida Man, consent, Wrestlemania performances, old Spring Break Stories and Topes sex life

Vol. 160: Not Tonight [Ladies Night Remix] (Lil Kim, Da Brat, Left Eye, Missy Elliott & Angie Martinez)
March 14, 2021

RJ and Tope rap about womens history, British history, The State Of White People. dying in prison, Patti Labelle, RJs love for women, countries of the world and burning down houses

Vol. 159: Panda (Desiigner)
March 07, 2021

RJ and Tope rap about our 5th year of RJ Hates Rap, tired Tope, panda panda, asian rappers, expensive cars, panda panda panda, winning Oscars for Grammys, panda panda panda and not understand rap words

Vol. 158: White and Nerdy (Weird Al Yankovic)
February 28, 2021

RJ and Tope rap about White Rap history month, Redneck comedy, Make-A-Wish, the state of white people, parody songs, MySpace, being a better rapper than Chamillionaire and soothsayers

Vol. 157: Remember The Name (Fort Minor)
February 21, 2021

White Rap History month, Apple, Linkin Park, basic math and percentages, types of beer, censored curses, Jay-Z, childrens TV shows