"Let sobriety be your stupor."  This week's theme leads to another test run of the NCFC drinking game, and again answers the question:  "Should we drink during the show?"   (No show members were injured physically in the creation of this week's show.)

Even though the gods conspire against us, we deliver the show albeit a bit late! Wait, is that a Unicorn? Sources: Internet Survival Guide Bathroom Banana Drugs Bad.  Benches Good. Apple Tech Support Leaks access July 29th is Don't Be A Dick Day

This week's prized pig is RNG, but we wrap some sweet nothings around it just to make it look even prettier! Get in here! Sources: Sweet Opening Audio From The Onion 11 Year Old Boy's Wild Ride Babysitters Rejoice! The Internets Makes You Angries I Sw

Things peak early in this week's installment.  The Urban Dictionary teaches us something else we never knew; we compile suggestions for basement activities and uncover a fetish for human trafficking. Sources:  More Bath Salts Dial Craigslist for Rape P

Inside the new NCFC:  Pet tricks, the reason people compete in the Olympics, and a brand-new bit! Sources: Pants! Dirty Olympic Bits Panhandling for Boobs Amazon Same-Day Delivery Teen Texts "LOL I'm going to die" Before Car Crash Man Claims Lack of Se

This week's show unravels quickly as we discover we weren't invited to the party, take naked pics of The Hat, and invent the NCfC drinking game. Sources: Ninja Robs Hotel Deadliest Animals In The U.S. All Bacon All The Time DNS Changer Malware Mermaids:

As the holiday weekend approaches, or has already passed for some, NCfC is filled with notions of cannibalism, a lack of role-models and celebrity crushes. Sources: Mark Wahlberg Working to Graduate Highschool 2012 Not the End  How To Not Pass A Drug T

NCfC is back again to crunch the numbers on the Oregon Trail, avoid anonymity on the seven seas, and discuss Canadian vacation disasters! *No animals were harmed in the making of this show. Sources: Dangerous House for a Baby Plus-Sized Gyms  Anti-Meat

A complete train wreck of a show turns out to be a beautiful disaster. See inside for details. Deep Fried Cereal Sammich Emergency Good Samaritan Twice The Teddy Bear Takes It Again Bear Love Good Cancer Bad Testing Female Athletes to Make Sure The

This weeks show leads to discussion of Twister, the summoning of storms, the grown-up blues, and possibly the birth of Skynet. SkyNet is Here Phoenix Flashlights are Not So Good Bronies Bend the Genders Mom Leaves Baby on top of car, drives off