Today it's Madame Rootabega, Valentino, Bison Bentley, and a new news segment called THE FM PROJECT! FM is short for FASCINATING MATERIAL!

So I have this weakness and it's called freckles. When I see them on women my knees buckle. Little dots of happiness that can make you chuckle. My first dog was named Freckles which has caused some heckles. So if you have freckles realize you're dotted face is all I think about. Well, I sometimes think about clouds, but without a doubt it's freckles. Thanks melanocytes! You melanin-producing cells.

Next show it's the return of the interesting drama feature MASTERPOD THEATER plus we hear from Chely Shoehart, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer!