Today it’s eff effi effizode ONE THOUSAND!!! You’ll hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino, Bison Bentley, Chely Shoehart, Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, Benita, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, the Brewmaster, and Hayley. Plus we hear the first eff effi effizode and we hear highlights from the 1000th effizode party!

So I have discovered that the holidays made me fat. I tried to put on a shirt with pearl snaps and every time I went and sat all the buttons popped open and I yelled out "CRAP!" Too many Christmas cookies and other delicious work place delicacies. Avoid the break room and you’ll see your weight recede. But I love the break room. So full of coffee and paper napkins and awkward conversation!

Next show it’s Chely Shoehart, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer. Plus we have the interesting news segment called MATTHEWS NEWS.