Today it’s the return of the much-loved feature NEWS RANDOM where we’ll hear some interesting recent news stories. Plus we’ll hear from Benita, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster!

So let’s you and I discuss this place called Chipotle or as I like to call it now, ChipoltLAME. I went in at the incredibly early time of 11 o’clock A…M….And the line was out the door with people with all the same hunger. Several people had multiple orders of goddam burrito bowls. What’s the matter? Afraid of tortillas? Weight watchin’ a holes. I got a chicken burrito, NOT a bowl. Throw that tortilla in my face! They put the TINIEST scoop of tiny chicken pieces…EIGHT BUCKS PLEASE! Luckily I had a five dollar gift card I earned from Bing (which is about the only cool thing about that search engine–rewards). Of course the cashier couldn’t figure out how to use my card and held up the line which now they’re all looking at me and huffin’ and puffin’. Not a good experience. There’s EIGHTY MILLION burrito places nearby. Don’t need ChipoltPAY.

Next show it’s the return of the much-loved feature THE CASSETTE CUBBYHOLE where we listen to another interesting interview from eons ago when I had so save them on to tiny tape. Plus we hear from Chely Shoehart, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer!