Today it’s the return of the much-loved segment MATTHEWS NEWS where we hear some interesting stuff you didn’t know about the world of parenting and the Internet. Plus we hear from Chely Shoehart, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer!

So I am going to have a new roommate soon. He comes highly recommended and I will tell you that that’s not very common here in the Bay Area and Claire De Lune is a song that you hear on the piano which I can’t do, but I CAN play Phil Collin’s "In The Air Tonight." I sing it like I’m accusing you of drowning a guy. And I saw what you did. I saw it with my own two eyes. So wipe off that damn grin. I know where you’ve been. And is a pack of lies like a pack of smokes? And if you say the British word for what THAT is do you still get labeled a homophobe? Are all British people homophobes? Is saying "homophobe" homophobic because it’s got that "homo" part in it? Anyway, I gotta new roommate.

Next show it’s the return of the mucho loved featurette INTO AN INTERVIEW where I’ll talk to a very interesting guest. Plus we’ll hear from Benita, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster!