Today it’s Madame Rootabega, Valentino, and Bison Bentley! Plus the segment HOLDING COURT WITH LADY KATY!

Next show it's Chely Shoehart, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer!

So I never thought I'd say anything nice about John Boehner. He spoke at Stanford probably for a large retainer. He said that Ted Cruz annoying and like Lucifer. That's something most of us were sure of. Cruz said that he maybe said 50 words to John. How on earth is that supposed to sound anything but wrong? You're a Senator. You work in politics. You cause government shut downs and you never speak to the speaker of the House? You're a total waste of gooey flesh cells.