We were in LA this week, so we leave you with a micro episode, some quick updates and a story about Brad Pitt the tomato farmer!

It's rocks versus sticks when these two Brads go to battle. Can the claiping (i.e. throwing rocks at the Amish as a hobby) baby Brad of A Stoning in Fulham County stand up against mostly-abs, skirt wearing Brad as Achilles in Troy???

Ice, ice, baby. Who would you rather have giving you a strip-tease in baggy underwear – Brad Pitt, or some other dude? Hint: it's Brad Pitt, in our preferable alternate universe where Brad is Jenna Rink's hockey player boyfriend in 13 Going on 30.

Brad is BACK for the third and final movie in the Ocean's trilogy. How will Rusty stack up against smooth-talking skeezeball Johnny Suede? Will he be charmed by Johnny's beautiful suede shoes and pompadeur? Will he charm us?

We just can't remember to forget Brad Pitt in Memento. It's almost like Christopher Nolan wanted our golden boy to play Leonard all along.

These movies really don't deserve to be talked about, but we're gonna do it anyway – because there's no length we won't go for Brad. Hitman goes up against Hitman in a showdown that will leave you reading the 2018 Ikea catalog.

Where's Busy Bee??! Brad Pitt knows. Brad was born to play Hamilton Swan – the preppy, neurotic dog owner in Best in Show. He could pull off adult braces – plus, he loves dogs. ALSO: The Oscars emailed us back, and we need your help!

Brad saves the day as Metro Man in Dreamworks Animation's Megamind, while Brad dukes it out with Angie and speaks okay French in By the Sea. It doesn't take a megamind to see his marriage is in trouble. PLUS – the Oscars emailed us back,

Brad Pitt's charm is so powerful, we're pretty sure that if Brad were inhabiting the body of a bee, you would fall in love with that bee. Jerry Seinfeld? Not so much. Enter: Brad Pitt in Bee Movie.

Well, we couldn't find Contact... so until the Oscars emails Sarah back, you get to listen to Sleepers vs Fury! Wardaddy Brad (we swear to God this is his canonical name) goes up again Brad as a District Attorney. PLUS, he kills a man with a HOT DOG CART!