In this special Thanksgiving release, The Brain thwarts a potentially "messy" emergency only to find himself in a more embarrassing situation; Florida couple beats restaurant owner over cold fried chicken and a lack of fries; Bagel's first Southwest Airlines experience is a memorable one; A painting for a cool $450, 000,000; Sex in a pizza parlor parking lot and a crowded theater; What the Smithsonian says was most likely on the table at the first Thanksgiving; Six tips for proper vaginal care and hygiene; A mailbag from Pauly; and of course, The Brain's Inspirational Quote.