David Johnson needs a wheelbarrow to carry around his huge balls. Guy gets called outta the crowd to attempt a putt after heckling the Europeans at the Ryder Cup, and SINKS IT! Yeah, I know there's a bit of luck, but to sink it with the pressure on, in front of all the rabid fans? Epic.

Lamar Jackson v. Deshaun Watson. Lamar is fun to watch. Very Vick-like (I can't tell you how much I hate even writing his name), even his effortless throws, but he'll never be an NFL QB. Ever. DeShaun Watson? He will. But maybe not a very good one.

NFL Week 4! I hate that it's already Week 4. They really need to make the season year round. I realize the injury angle, but I don't care, I'm selfish. 

The Vikings welcome Eli Manning and Co. to the newest Bank (TCF, duh), and if history is any indication, this should be a purple beatdown. Eli is 2-5 against the Vikes, with 5 TD's and 14 Int's. Enough said.

Also, another game in London. That's a 6:30am start time, Folks. Fuck London.

And it's Reed v. McElroy at the Ryder Cup. With McElroy stealing the show Friday, and Reed owning Satruday, along with the raucous Minnesota crowd, Hazeltine National will be a circus for this one.

Tune in and learn something!