Kain Train

Kain Train


Latest Episodes

Episode 39: New Worms
February 18, 2018

Gibby and Pat discuss the love humanity has for the end times, crypto apps stealing money, the history of valentines day which is way sad and super catholic, and eye worms YUM!

Episode 38: Pre-Gaming
February 05, 2018

Gibby and  Pat discuss cops getting too high on the job, Natalie Wood’s disappearance, Uma Thurman’s harrowing Hollywood experiences, virtue signaling, and do the horoscope for the week.

Episode 37: Thotbot
January 28, 2018

Gibby and Pat discuss ancient human beings, weed versus alcohol, sexting robots, nuclear waste burial, and do the horoscope for the week.

Episode 36: Tide Pod Casserole
January 23, 2018

Gibby and Pat discuss adults and children across the world eating Tide Pods, Bitcoin and Cryptocurrecy, Mothman in Chicago, and do some horoscope talk.

Episode 35: Leeches and Cream
January 16, 2018

Gibby and Pat ring in the new year of Kain Trainin’ with talk about eating laundry getergent pods, leeches, The Stinky Salton Sea, and nothing else!

Episode 34: We Fear Change…
December 17, 2017

Gibby and Pat discuss chittering dolphins, recreational marijuana in California, AI generated videos, crooked mayors, and some other shit.

Episode 33: On the Road
December 05, 2017

Gibby and Pat discuss Laika and Mercury in retorgrade.

Episode 32: Deli Air
November 27, 2017

Gibby and Pat discuss Net Neutrality and a bunch of other way less important but cool things.

Episode 31: Facebook is spying on you and you need to delete it.
November 21, 2017

Gibby and Pat discuss nefarious Facebook ads, the fucking world biggest asshole Charles Manson, and runner’s diarrhea.

Episode 30: V for Vagina
November 05, 2017

Gibby and Pat discuss a close call, poisonous halloween candy, speculative alien anatomy and physiology, how porn is probably ruing sex, and JFK.