Vince McMahon bringing back the XFL (and the hopeful return of HE HATE ME), coming to terms with your ugly-ass baby, viscosity versus Surface Tension, and the longest semantic argument in recorded history (if you don't count every episode of the Joe...

Weird things about humans, copyright infringement, Netflix recommendations, what's wrong with stand up?, Sous vide machines, pedophilia, the hollywood sexcapades, and more!! (Also, NAMBLA)

Stranger Things than pedophilia, the social acceptance of making fun of Kentuckians, Doc and Mharti, getting jizzed on as a child, things that never "went back", causality vs correlation, and the advent of pornography and the fall of mankind. 

Time-traveling SJWs, Jake ruining Josh's jokes, the difference between "We buy ANYthing" and "We buy most Almost Anything," and the only reason old, white guys care about the first amendment.

Josh correlates his parents' divorce to the international perception of The Donald, we discuss the "r" word, how to properly pronounce "Szechuan" (and the subsequent McD's debacle), the greatness of Stardew Valley (Nintendo give us free shit), and the...

The Civil War, how Trump keeps Twitter alive, the…

The Civil War, how Trump keeps Twitter alive, the difference between bristles down and bristles up, musket comparisons, the best way to eat a potato, how to paint flame retardant panels, and speculative caveperson foreplay.

Why no matter how big your dick is, you're still never satisfied, Jake does a creepy impression, devolving into hair care tips, and another morbid "for the greater good" conversation.

Why you'll probably live to be too old, more fake…

Why you'll probably live to be too old, more fake movie ideas, we shout out some people that love us, and you get to hear our wonderful coverage of Thursday Night Football!