Joe Biden, the presumptive Democratic candidate for the United States of America in the 2020 election. Former Vice President to Barack Obama. Former Senator from Delaware. And major gaffer. Major verbal blunderer. Now, Sleepy Joe, as Donald Trump...

Most Gen Z kids don’t know anything if you ask Citizen Abels. So, don’t ask him. But lo and behold it seems to The Citizen that young comedian Harrison Friedman in fact does know something – and it’s not just that being the hardest working man...

No joking on this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels.” Because The Citizen is asking questions like The Riddler trying to pick up a joker in a downtown bar. And not only is our fearless friend asking questions, he’s asking whether the Chinese...

Our ever-horny and now desperate but determined friend, The Citizen, takes the opportunity in this latest episode of “I Am Citizen Abels” to unbox shaving sampler kits from Dollar Shave Club and Harry’s. The Citizen reveals that his closest...

In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” recorded on March 16, 2020 during the emerging droplets of the Coronavirus pandemic (just a little levity), The Citizen unboxes the “Complete Lovers Kit” adult toy sampler from his former employer, Adam...

Laughter is the best medicine what ever your grouchy uncle or sister or even doctor says. In this new Top 10 list from The Citizen, our fearless friend tries to inject some levity into the Coronavirus scare with his own special ways to diagnose what...

I Am Citizen Abels

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