Ted Cruz bows down to the Washington Cartel; The Narrative vs. the facts in Charlotte, North Carolina, and pretty much everywhere else; Double-decker preview of the empthatically un-historic first installment of the Clinton-Trump "debates," where "Hell In A Cell" describes the audience forced to watch it; Trumplicans dance, cut, and fornicate around their orange calf; and is it time for #NeverTrump to re-consider its opposition to the deranged yam?