Chips can really ruin a relationship apparently. One man’s trip to McDonald’s ends in a taser stand-off with the police. Don’t make hash cookies. And definitely don’t bring them to church. All this on today’s Police Blotter Fax Friday.

Howie and Michelle discuss President Trump’s speech and how refreshing it was for certain people who have been ignored by Democrats and Republicans alike.

Charlie Baker gets the Gov. Steve Beshear treatment in today’s Chump Line. Chris Matthews is concerned about how Trump is drinking his water last night. This Chump Line is almost as great as the speech last night…almost.

Howie discusses the accusations from some members of the liberal media that President Trump is an anti-semite. Other topics include Tucker Carlson’s latest moonbat interview and riots in Sweden.

A chump line caller has some dogcare advice for Howie and it doesn’t involve ham or chicken salad. Governor Deval doesn’t appreciate the comparisons to Charlie Baker and he has a new nickname suggestion for Howie.

The wall meets more enemies…this time it is endangered species. Howie discusses education, illegal immigration and fake news. Other topics include texting while driving and a bull on the loose in Queens, NYC.

John Kerry is looking for a new heiress. Steve gets a lesson in American history. Is there a cure for TDS? Howie throws out some ideas.

Howie discusses the repercussions facing some illegals who skipped work on “A Day Without Immigrants.” Grace has some voicemail messages on Hate Mail Monday. Other topics include John McCain, Don Lemon and Katy Tur.

Some of illegal immigrants were fired for not showing up to work and the chump line callers think firing them over it is simply barbaric. Howie is back in the Global Warming weather and he is layering up because of it.

Howie’s article about fake news has people calling him a faker. One woman’s angry voicemail claims that Americans think the world owes them a living. A serial hatemail caller has started to attempt to disguise her voice…spoiler alert: it is not working.