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Hey Poor Podcast Episode 123: The Hey Poor Player PAX East Experience
April 11, 2018

It’s like a series of System Shock-esque audio logs from PAX. This isn’t your usual Hey Poor Podcast. This week, we sent occasional investigative reporter and Hey Poor Podcast regular Jay Petrequin to the PAX East show floor,

Hey Poor Podcast Episode 122: Sy Snootles Settles It In Smash
March 21, 2018

“It Ain’t The Sharpest Cast In The Pod” This week’s Hey Poor Podcast sees the old crew of I “Steamed Hams Inc.” Coleman, Jay “Sister Confession” Petrequin, and Nathaniel “Nico Naked Nathan” Terencio reunited for the first time in 2018.

Hey Poor Podcast Episode 121: Black Panther, Though
March 07, 2018

“Some people are a waste of perfectly good carbon.” This week on the Hey Poor Podcast, I “Incredibly Sick” Coleman tries unsuccessfully to hide the fact that he’s sick, Nathan “No Ding Dong Talk” Terencio misses the good ol’ days of tag team fighting g...

Hey Poor Podcast Episode 120: The 25 Best Games Of 2017
January 10, 2018

The games that made us happy in a year full of sad On this week’s episode of the Hey Poor Podcast, we assemble an all-star cast of Hey Poor Player contributors to count down our official ranking of the 25 best games of the year.

Hey Poor Podcast Episode 119: Rudolph’s Cornucopia Of Madness
December 27, 2017

“I love that heartwarming family special about ripping all the teeth straight out of a dude’s head.” This week on the Hey Poor Podcast, we talk about Last Jedi spoilers. Seriously. This is not a joke or a bit – we spoil the whole dang movie. Still,

Hey Poor Podcast Episode 118: My Dinner With Pikachu
December 06, 2017

“This is why we fight, Charmander. It’s not so that we can win. It’s so that, for however brief a moment, we can inflict pain on a world that will not let us end.” On this week’s episode of the Hey Poor Podcast,

Hey Poor Podcast Episode 117: J. Jonah Jameson’s Tumblr
November 15, 2017

“PARKER! Reblog pictures of the SPOIDAHMAN!” On this week’s episode of the Hey Poor Podcast, I “My Life Was A Mistake” Coleman is joined by Jay “Behold The Juice” Petrequin for an episode that gets into everything from the real-life implications of gam...

Hey Poor Podcast Episode 116: Donkey Kong’s Fingers
October 18, 2017

“That was the Dark Souls of agreements, right there.” On this week’s Hey Poor Podcast, what the hell is a videogame? It’s all movie talk here, as I “Holder Of The Cursed Microphone” Coleman and Jay “Absolutely Into Vore” Petrequin discuss how Blade Run...

Hey Poor Podcast Episode 115: Balloon Fight Is Now The Only Game
September 27, 2017

“It’s the story of a Nokia cell phone, but she’s a little girl with big breasts.” This week on the Hey Poor Podcast: bad news, guys! No longer content merely with shoving it down our throats every time they re-release any of their “classic” games,

Hey Poor Podcast Episode 114: Prepare, Character Zero!
September 13, 2017

Oh, great! A Legendary Shader of Ugly! This week on the Hey Poor Podcast, we decide were through with creating quality content and decide to pitch a terrible self-insert nerd fanfiction to Steven S