THE RETURN OF THE VERY FIRST THEME EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION. INTRODUCING… DERK TRACY IN WOO DUNNIT?! AGAIN?!  THE NUMBER 1 PRIVATE MAKES HIS WAY BACK TO THE BIG SURF AIRWAVES FROM ALL THE WAY BACK ON EPISODE 4! GEEEEEEEEZE… TOO

SO WE MEET AGAIN! HERE ON THE FULL MOON! THE BIG DERBOSKI HERE… BUT I’M NOT ALONE! HELL NO! MY BUDDY BIG DAVE IS HERE TOO! HE’S ON THE SURFPHONY FOR OUR LITTLE ANNUAL GET TOGETHER. I WAS ON HIS SHOW REVOLUTION SURF SO OF COURSE I’M

I’M A LITTLE BIT EARLY… BUT WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, I’M HERE NOW! THE SURFPHOHY COMIN A LITTLE BIT EARLY CAUSE I’M HEADING OUT ON VACATION! YEAH EXCITING! LOTTA NEW MUSIC FROM FAMILIAR FACES ON MARCH’S EPISODE, PEOPLEPERSON, MARK MALIBU AND THE WASAGA

I’M HERE NOW! ON THE FULL MOON! FEELIN WEIRD BEING HERE SO EARLY IN THE MONTH BUT THAT’S NOT MY DECISION… IT IS JUST THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE! SOUNDS LIKE I’M JUST MAKING SOME EXCUSES… BUT I DON’T NEED EM! I’M HER

HAPPY NEW YEAR! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO THE BIG SURF TOO! THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 ARRIVES IN 2020 WITH SURF STYLE WOOOOOOO! 7 YEARS AGO, I BROUGHT THE SURFPHONY BACK TO LIFE AND SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY, I’M STILL HERE. EVEN MORE, I STILL ENJOYING D

THE DECADE IS COMING TO A CLOSE! THIS IS THE FINAL EPISODE OF NOT ONLY 2019 BUT OF THE 2010’S! SO WHAT’S ON SPECIAL THIS MONTH?!… UM, NOTHING REALLY. JUST THE SAME OL’ TOP NOTCH SURF YOU EXPECT FROM THE BIG DERBOSKI! HOT NEW BANDS

THE NOVEMBER FULL MOON HAS RISEN IN THE SKY AND WITH IT COMES THE BIG DERBOSKI! TOOK A QUICK BREAK IN OCTOBER BUT I HAVE ARRIVED, READY FOR ACTION! I LOADED UP WITH LOTS OF NEW SURF FOR TODAY’S SHOW! LET’S WELCOME BEACH MOONSTERS, LOST CULTURE

GOOD EVENING BOILS AND GHOULS! COUNT VON DERKULA HAS RETURNED! THE FULL BLOOD MOON IS UPON US! I HAVE RISEN FROM MY GRAVE YET AGAIN FOR ANOTHER FANG-TASTIC PARTY ON THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION BOOOOOOOO THOUSAND! JOIN THE COUNT AND ALL MANNERS OF MONSTE

HAD TO MAKE A TOUGH DECISION THIS MONTH, FINKS… TECHNICALLY THE FULL MOON IS ON SEPTEMBER 14TH. BUT I’M GETTING CONFLICTING REPORTS TELLING ME THE FULL MOON WILL APPEAR AT 12:30 ON SATURDAY! AS IN… TONIGHT! WELL, NO HARM IN RELEASING THE

I’M HERE NOW! IT’S MY TIME TO SHINE! THE FULL MOON IS LIGHTING UP THE SKY AND DROPPING A SPOTLIGHT DOWN ON THE NUMBER 1 SURF PODCAST, THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! IMAGINE THAT WITH SOME ECHO ON IT OK? YOU KNOW HOW THE BIG DERBOSKI LIKES