Don't Wake The Kids

Don't Wake The Kids


Latest Episodes

New England Road Trip #1
April 24, 2020

Finally nearly a year after the trip, you're getting to hear the first part of Randall's road trip in New England with Tom. Enjoy! If you haven't yet, check out dontwakethekids.com!!   Support DWTK by donating to our PatreonGet yourself some sick DWTK me.

Vegas Baby!
April 16, 2020

Randall is back and ready to party! After nearly a year since the last episode was released, a lot has changed. Jump in and catch up - plus your favorite segments. If you haven't yet, check out dontwakethekids.com!!  #Trending:@tweetsbyeddie@clark_gasm@i.

Ming Chen (Comic Book Men)
July 30, 2019

This is Randall’s favorite podcast episode he has ever done! Him and Tom from the MetalLoud YouTube channel and podcast drove up to New Jersey to record at A Shared Universe PodcaStudio and was joined by Comic Book Man Ming Chen! If you haven't yet, chec.

Hip Hop Genie
April 11, 2019

Jacob of the Refund Theater Podcast and YouTube Channel joins Randall again for his first segment show!Taco Bell farts in bed, new puppies, men getting pedicures, and lots of movie talk make for a fast paced, funny conversation. #Trending: #OddWaysToShow.

Sport Mode
February 04, 2019

Randall started a Norma Jean fan group on Facebook: Normachine: A Norma Jean Fan ClubHe also started a new job, got a vasectomy, and got kicked in the nuts the next day! #Trending: #Wait, do Crocks have a sports mode?Featuring tweets from @photosnfreckle.

New Beginning
January 25, 2019

After a long five and a half months off, DWTK is coming back in a big bad way! This short episode is full of updates and expectations of the bright future of the podcast. Also the introduction of the new segment intros by Chris LeMasters of the band Hund.

'90's Music Trivia
August 06, 2018

Randall loses his shorts, Randall's 5 year old daughter gives driving advice, Chris has an important question about kiddie pools, and aged urine psychos are all topics of conversation this week! Chris and Randall also go head to head in some 90's music t.

Some People's Kids, Man
July 30, 2018

Messing with credit card scammers, expensive wallets, the VA takes their sweet ass time, giant African land snails, Randall's son pooping on the garage floor, and Chris explains why his nickname for several years was "Butters." #Trending: #WhatIThoughtWh.

Chloroform Is Not The Answer
July 24, 2018

Chris and Randall tell a few stories including accidentally insulting a (very) short lady in Walmart and Chris takes the US Citizenship Test. Parenting advice: How much chloroform is the correct amount? Real News or Fake News: Prison Bans Game of Thrones.

Don't Pee On Cheetos
July 16, 2018

  Randall is joined by his Brother-In-Officer-of-the-Law Josh to talk about killing bears with blowdarts and other important life lessons in this week's segmented show! Bonus: Josh was also stationed in Okinawa, Japan and is able to give his perspective .