Distraction Assassins

Distraction Assassins


Latest Episodes

Maybe to remind us that we just had Halloween a ghost comes to visit our black friend Frank.
November 21, 2012

We’re pretty sure that this wasn’t what we heard on the stairs outside the studio but we sent Frank just to make sure.

If you are still undecided about who to vote for on Tuesday make sure you listen to this podcast!
November 04, 2012

We break down the reality of what our new President will actually be able to get done and then ask you to vote accordingly.  In Sports and Leisure we discuss not one but two Beers of the Week and the state of the NFL.  Finally in the Couch we touch

You can take a man out of the South but you can’t take the South out of the man.
October 25, 2012

We introduce a new guest we once referred to as " the most disgusting man we've ever met"  Get ready for our special guest known simply as Joe.  He will take us back to a time before kids, mortgages, and common sense and we will deny all of it.  

Awe, the signs of Fall: Presidential debates, seasonal beer, football, and video games.
October 20, 2012

Forget about falling leaves and changing colors because we discuss all the real signs of Fall this year.  By that we mean debates, football of all kinds, our seasonal Beer of the Week, and new video games galore.

Cheese smuggling, Nazi rocks from space, and why white people shouldn’t grow dreads.
October 12, 2012

This episode was recorded 2 weeks ago but is just now being published because of computer issues.  That being said the NFL picks are a little stale at this point but the rest of the show is pure gold.  If you are a white person with dreadlocks you r

There are 47% of the American people that feel they are entitled to “everything” according to Mitt Romney. In that case enjoy this free podcast!
September 23, 2012

  We welcome our black friend Frank as we discuss the week in politics as it relates to the Presidential race and local referendums that you may be voting on in November.  In Sports and Leisure Frank brings our new Beer of the Week and we talk a li

Now that the RNC and DNC are over lets’s get back to more important issues: Milla Jovavich’s new Resident Evil movie
September 17, 2012

We discuss the continued circus that is our political system and ideas about how we can solve it.  In Sports and Leisure we review a new Beer of the Week talk a little college football and rate the beginning of the NFL season.  Last but not least on

What is more believable? Mitt Romney shopping at Costco or the Loch Ness Monster?
September 08, 2012

We discuss the Republican National Convention and fact checking in politics.  In Sports and Leisure we discuss a new Beer of the Week from Amethyst Brewery and make our picks for week 1 in the NFL.  Finally on the Couch we talk Burn Notice and the S

For our 200th episode we do it Gangnam Style!
August 31, 2012

We celebrate our 200th episode in style with our black friend Frank as we ask him "Why not get angry?".  We talk about "legitimate" rape, U.N. conspiracy, and other head scratchers in our opening.  Monte tests our Frank anger theory as we talk about

The Loch Ness Monster and name calling in politics
August 27, 2012

We discuss new "evidence" of the Loch Ness monster and the political circus that is springing up as we get closer to the election.  In Sports and Leisure we review a new Beer of the Week, a recent rash of doping in baseball and replacement refs.  Fi