MAGA cult Republicans believe crooked Trump over everyone else. If the Dems try to save Handmaid's Tale yanker Mike Johnson his speakership is toast. President Bide campaigned in Scranton, PA telling

Sleepy Don dozed off during day one of his criminal trial, during countless silly motions from his lawyers and the start of jury selection. Trump's poll numbers are dropping like Matt Gaetz's pants at

Trump's ridiculous Hail Mary antics are failing bigly. Shitler's hush money case involving payment for silence to actor Stormy Daniels starts Monday with jury selection. Man-baby will surely attempt f

The mostly penis-possessing, conservative Arizona supreme court is taking women's rights back to 1864 by affirming a Civil War era total ban on abortions. It's beyond batcrap that it's close, but at l

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We hope your ears survive the Lara Trump clip. Obama, Biden, and Clinton tossed a blockbuster fundraiser raising a record amount for Joe's reelection campaign. Man-baby appealed a ruling allowing Fani

Trump is violating a gag order to add more delays. Because of sex trafficking allegations, Diddy's home was raided by the feds via a boat. Right wing wankers have indulged in scads of stupid conspirac

Lev Parnas torpedoed the GOP's ridiculous impeachment sham. Royal Kate Middleton has cancer. Mama Nazi, AKA Marjorie Taylor Greene, blathered her motion for Mike whats-his-name to vacate was appropria

Broke Trump may have properties seized. Shitler the rapist blathered something moronic about having a decision soon on an abortion ban because he hates women. Pillow wanker Mike Lindell and anti-Ameri