Including: how Hank's fears about working again in El Paso will ultimately lead to his downfall; how Walt's uber-ego is played to perfection by Gus; and we conclude that Skylar isn't quite as condemning of underfloor heating as Ethan.

Including: how Mike is the most watchable character even when in the background saying nothing; Walt's pathetic fighting capabilities with pot plants; and Holly, the only 2-month-old happy to facilitate her mother's affair.

Including: Walt overtaking Skylar on our ongoing passive-aggressive scoreboard; our favourite scenes in which Hank looks completely awkward; and apologies for slightly oversharing about our sex lives when our children were small.

Including: a contentious claim that Breaking Bad is superior to The Godfather; the difficulties of moving house in areas with a high concentration of meth labs; and some sadness at the lost opportunity for the spin-off sitcom Three Meth Cooks and a Baby.

Including: an over-lengthy and irrelevant wittering about the separation of church and state in US and UK schools; Walt's unfeeling use of Latin when confessing his meth-dealing to Skylar; and how another minute spent watching bad men walking away from...

Including: the introduction of Mike and his Harvey Keitel-like cleaning up skills; the busiest shooting gallery either of us has ever seen onscreen; and the clever hidden Easter Egg that was a clue to the climax of the season.

Including: far too much time spent discussing public health issues; whether Walt showing off his stacks of cash to his newborn daughter is an example of terrible patriarchy or just exhausted parenting; and Walt Jr's seriously retro web colour palettes.

Including: the introduction of ultra-laid back drug kingpin Gus; Skyler's sultry Marilyn Monroe impression; and whether BB owes royalties to Trainspotting for their heroin scene.

Including: why people in TV programmes have a wide circle of faceless friends; is the tedium of DIY a sufficient motivation to take up cooking meth again?; and Freudian interpretations of Skyler's handling of a teabag.

Including: one of Walt's most triumphant chemistry pull-it-out-the-bag scenes; how Walt's cancer doctor has become a conduit for the writers to talk to the viewers; and our slightly divergent opinions on whether you should tell your mother that you are...