Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Here is an important question:
Would it have better to not interrupt the milk drinking ceremony? We will never
know, because they did of course, and now a big giant black tentacle monster
has started growing. Not to mention there’s a large breasted woman lurking
about. I’m sure it’s just some naked chick covered in tar…and not some sort of
horrific outer god overseeing this ceremony. The group has to come up with a
way to stop the giant monster, and we can see how each of them deals with their
problems. Dixon runs up and deals with them head on. Kvurt runs around waiting
for the future to tell him what to do while he plays with his cards. Montana
rolls out, firing wildly and Richard just pushes him/throws him around. How
will they get out of this alive? Why are these horrifying beings popping up
under and around the city? Is there anything else down in the sewers? Does milk
really do a body good? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding
of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,
stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they
attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of
the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping
game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As
mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never
played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea
of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th
edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s
a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some
books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to
play with you for completely different experience!

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