This week on The Bastardcast: Jason and Jeremy welcome Noobz star Jason Mewes to the show! That's right, we've drawn first blood in our non-going war with SModCo! While on the show, Mr. Mewes discusses his new flick and Jay and Silent Bob Get Old.

Also on the cast: the boys discuss the bullshit Oscar nominations, Monopoly's plan to Ice Flow one of it's classic pieces, Disney's possible plans to build a video game console, the death of PS2 (yes, PS2), Jeff Lemire's new sci-fi anthology comic, the ongoing adventures of Honey Boo Boo, Guillermo del Toro's busy calendar, Jason's mutant psychic powers, and more!

This week, for their extreme love of porn, we induct the greater metropolitan Washington D.C. area into the Hall of Excellence. Congrats guys, now please delete your browsers history.

The Bastardcast: We're trying.